Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys
So Christianviews.org is unstable right now. So I figured I would just jack move this article for you all to enjoy…..
OBVIOUSLY THESE ARE NOT MY VIEWS
http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/
“Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.
Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).
Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.
Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.
In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).
(Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)
As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life. Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.
Please join with me in boycotting dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.”
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February 12th, 2012 at 10:53 pm
I’m a very dedicated christian and this makes me laugh. it’s people who write stuff like this that give us a bad name.
February 12th, 2012 at 11:00 pm
Yea this is not a real Christian website.
February 12th, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Bahahahahah i couldn’t stop laughing at this!! I guess when i go and see him in march that i will be on ecstasy, raping and maiming ppl.
Cool story bro.
February 13th, 2012 at 12:34 am
Going to starbucks ASAP to get myself some “X3″ or Ecstasy to-go, had no idea you could drink this stuff. Thanks!
February 13th, 2012 at 8:33 am
Thanks for moving the article. With that said:
a) Skrillex must be thrilled to be compared with Andy Warhol.
b) Rape vans are patented. Intellectual property over anything else.
February 13th, 2012 at 9:01 am
wow, what an unbelievable write up. some of it even sounded convincing… as a night club chaplain employed by a christian charity to work in the night scene, i agree to the point of on some level we have to guard what we subject ourselves too. to be honest i have not looked into the background of skrillex, but also hear rumours of Rihanna and Jay Z being satanists and putting messages in their music. these claims have been going on for years and maybe some are true. However, i listen to skrillex tunes, dance at a dubstep dance class, where the music vibrates your internal organs and find amazing passion and expression through this music genre. also i dont think we should credit skrillex with inventing dubstep!! he’s good at producing but there are many others who were doing this before him. In fact i have got 3 christian mates/DJ’s/producers who have been producing this kind of music for a while.. also one of them is going to a skrillex concert in london in march, he also works with a charity trying to end child sex slavery and exploitation http://love146.org/ maybe i will let him know to look out for that stuff on the dance floor… sarcasm aside i have known a few rapes happen in some town bars where i live (one on the dancefloor!!), (not at a skrillex concert) so it does happen and the kind of value we place on other human beings needs to change… but so does judging others without the facts… and without a blinkered, twisted view on drug culture, music, sexuality and a massive lack of love !!!
Grace and Peace
February 13th, 2012 at 10:44 am
This is a bunch of crock
February 13th, 2012 at 11:44 am
I want to be an emosexual.
February 13th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
This is so jokes…..and a lil weird lol
February 13th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Although I dislike Skrillex, what was written in that article was both funny and sad lol But I do recommend keeping your kids away from dubstep, as it will make your child slower
February 13th, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha… LOL
Even brainwashed, touched fainted, slaved christians think Skrillex is gay!!
LOL
But on a serious note: some find deeper meaning and more spirituality in music and raves then going to Church Inc. ; so rave on kids!
February 13th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
DAMN I WISH MOTHERFUCKERS WILL STOP HATING THIS GUY WORKED HIS ASS OFF TO BE WHERE HE IS & PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FABRICATING SOME IDIOTIC BS! IF THEY WANNA HATE HATE ON THE DAMN GOVERNMENT THOSE ARE THE EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!
February 13th, 2012 at 10:50 pm
It’s people like the people who wrote and believe this article that make Christians look like lunatics. Also, this is the funniest shit I’ve ever read.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:24 pm
i actually just typed a really long comment, but i realized i wanted it short and sweet.. i love skrillex, i love God, and i try not to judge…^^^^^^^
February 15th, 2012 at 11:24 am
ha ha ha haaaaaaa – whoever wrote this must be absolutely mental & twisted! (This can’t be serious!!! Massively hilarious! I’m a Christian & I’ve DJ’d drum & bass for years – I don’t recall raping anyone or engaging in ‘emo-sex’ (ha ha ha ha!!) when dancing to bass music. I gave up drugs when I became a Christian & found something better than chemical highs, and carried on raving with my new found natural high. Skrillex is a wicked producer & a great DJ. So-called ‘Christians’ stop being brain dead idiots & actually bother to love your neighbour, get a life, love life, love music & dance like you mean it!! Peace x
February 15th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Hey geniuses, christwire (source of this article) is a satirical website, this is similar to posting an article from the onion, they do have some funny stuff poste.
February 15th, 2012 at 1:54 pm
i realise this is a big joke… christwire is hilarious…
February 15th, 2012 at 2:24 pm
You just got poe’d ChristWire is satire. Though admittedly it’s hard to tell that from actual fundamentalist newsletters
February 17th, 2012 at 3:01 am
Religion is so stupid and poisonous to society.
February 20th, 2012 at 8:32 am
Anyone else notice the “over 100% homosexuals have listened”. How does that work?